“邮差周日不上班”，外国网友热议那些令人印象深刻的球员名言

无论是比赛中垃圾话，还是对着媒体的信口开河，这些“名言名语”都已经成为了NBA文化的重要一部分，所以在大家的记忆中有哪些令人印象深刻的球员名言呢？

最重要的是尝试和激励人们，让他们在任何他们想做的事情上都能变得伟大

【1】TheLaughingRhino

“People complain that pro athletes make a lot of money; but what they don’t understand is that we need a lot of money because we spend a lot of money.” — Patrick Ewing

球迷：“人们抱怨职业运动员赚太多钱，但他们不明白的是我们赚的花的也多。”——帕特里克·尤因

dont_shoot_jr

Guys the math checks out

球迷：考验大家数学的时候到了

toronto_programmer

This is like that article that Chris Pronger (NHL) wrote explaining why making $36M isn't that much money because you need to buy a Land Rover every couple years.

球迷：这就像Chris Pronger（前NHL球员）写的那篇文章，解释了3600万美元其实并不多因为你每隔几年就要买一辆路虎。

BBQ_HaX0r

Not even Ewing's best quote:

"The girls danced, started fondling me, I got aroused, they performed oral sex. I hung around a little bit and talked to them, then I left."

球迷：那还不是尤因的最佳名言：

“女孩们边跳舞边开始抚摸我，我的小宇宙被唤醒了，我们干了些（不可描述的事）。完事后俺和她们闲聊一会就离开了。”

topreman

I have this quote tattooed on my left arm

球迷：我在我的左臂上纹了这句话

MaeronTargaryen·Suns

How big is your arm?

太阳球迷：哥们你手臂得有多粗啊？

king-of-nothing·Raptors

size 7 font

猛龙球迷：7号字兄弟。

keanenottheband·Trail Blazers

Damn his arms are smaller than Chet's

开拓者球迷：天，这大兄弟手臂比切特·霍姆格伦还细！

【2】Powerful_Bottle_8592·Thunder

"Not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven ..."

雷霆球迷：“不是一个，不是两个，不是三个，不是四个，不是五个，不是六个，不是七个...”

MedvedFeliz·San Francisco Warriors

"... but 8 championships! But only if you call right now! Our operators are standing by to take your call. We accept cash or C.O.D.!"

勇士球迷：“...而是8个总冠军！但前提是你现在就得联系我！我们的接线员随时接听您的电话，接受现金或者货到付款！”

bigbenis21·Warriors

“it was, in fact, two”

勇士球迷：事实上，是两个。

prmaster23·Mavericks

Little did we know Lebron was talking about consecutive Finals appearances for himself.

独行侠球迷：大家甚至不知道勒布朗正在谈论自己的总决赛连续出场数。

porkchop487·Bulls

He was actually talking about how many points he would score in a crucial finals game vs the Mavs.

公牛球迷：他实际上是在说他在和小牛的总决赛中的得分是多少。

eat_thecake_annamae·Wizards

BOOM

奇才球迷：王炸兄弟。

【3】Powerful_Bottle_8592·Thunder

Kyrie Irving during the 2019 series against the Bucks "From this point on, I dont think you'll see another 8 for 22"

Kyrie proceeds to go 7/22 and 6/22 in the next two games

雷霆球迷：凯里·欧文在2019年面对雄鹿的系列赛中说：“从现在开始，我觉得你们不会再看见22投8中的表现了。”然后接下来两场欧文欧文投出了22中7和21中6的表现。

flip_ericson

I forgot about this one. Made me laugh all over again

球迷：哈哈本来忘了的，你这话让我又笑了一次。

Jaybold

This is what happens when Kyrie starts thinking.

球迷：当欧神仙开始用脑子时，这种离大谱的事就会发生。

【4】fishfishfish1345·[DAL] Dennis Smith

“Mailmen don’t deliver on Sunday”

cold af line from Pippen

达拉斯的丹尼斯·史密斯球迷：“邮差周日不上班”——来自于皮二爷的神嘲讽。

AH_BioTwist·Kings

Gets better when you learn that game 6 the next year when Jordan stripped the ball from him to hit the game winner was also on a Sunday.

国王球迷：当你了解到乔丹在第二年G6时抢断马龙并且命中制胜球也是在周日时，这事儿就变得更秀了。

（两场的日期分别是Sunday June 8, 1997和Sunday June 14, 1998）

michaelobriena·Knicks

It’s literally the best line of trash talk ever spoken

尼克斯球迷：实际上这是NBA史上最好的垃圾话。

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