不死永远值钱 Immortality is always valuable

今天去买菜，问老板："螃蟹...怎么卖？”

老板：“158块一斤”

我说：“太贵了，不要。”

老板手一指旁边：“那个螃蟹刚死，18块钱一斤。”

我说：“咋死的？”

老板瞟了我一眼：“嫌贵没人买，自己气死的。”

Today, I went shopping and asked my boss, "how do you sell crabs?"

Boss: "158 yuan a catty"

I said, "it's too expensive, No."

The boss pointed to the side: "the crab has just died, 18 yuan a kilo."

I said, "how did you die?"

The boss glanced at me: "it's too expensive for anyone to buy. I'm so angry."

看吧，一生气就不值钱了，所以，活着就要开开心心的！爱惜身体，照顾好自己，多笑一笑喔……不死永远值钱！

See, it's worthless to be angry, so be happy when you live! Cherish your body, take care of yourself and smile more... Immortality is always valuable!